November 26, 2009

.happy thanksgiving.

 
Who doesn't love Thanksgiving? Good food, the company of loved ones, more good food... Really, though, Thanksgiving is really a time to think about all you have to be grateful for. Most of us take for granted so many little blessings everyday, I know I do. Even when times are hard, there is always something to be thankful for.

So, happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy the season with a grateful heart, and if you need one more thing to be thankful for, try this recipe for sweet potatoes that will have you feeling much obliged!

November 24, 2009

.video tidbit: give me the guns.

My mom and little brother kindly shared this video with me. This sketch cracks me up! Sometimes, WKUK (a.k.a. The Whitest Kids U Know) is hit or miss, but this is definitely a hit! Enjoy!


November 23, 2009

.the joys of dog ownership.

There are many wonderful surprises to wake up to: breakfast in bed, newly fallen snow outside your window, a hug and kiss from the one you love. There are, however, some particularly nasty things to wake up to. See exhibit A: one extremely poop covered dog.

Yes, that is what I got to start my morning off with today. Oakley apparently had either not been able to hold it or had felt sick during the night because he was covered from nose to tail with... well, you know. Not to mention his kennel, all of his toys, his food and water dish, and the living room wall had a nice coating as well.

So, I had the wonderful privilege of cleaning up his puppy mess for the better part of an hour and a half this morning. First, I had to lug everything, dog, kennel, and all, out into the very cold, snowy backyard. This was, in theory a good idea, except Oakley kept finding what I can only describe as "poop tidbits" to either sit in or lick up; the former causing more mess and the latter inspiring a shockingly strong gag reflex.

After much scrubbing, most of a can of lysol, and carrying a squirming 50 pound dog wrapped in a towel to the tub for a thorough "de-poop-ification," the job was finally done. Unfortunately, I was unable to salvage Oakleys toys and his food and water dishes. Other causalities included our outdoor rug which Oakley decided to stake out during our outside cleanup effort, causing irreversible poop-damage.

I know what you are thinking: "Gross! Why are you sharing this?!" Well, I will tell you why. I figure if I had to clean up the horror that was my living room all by my lonesome this morning, someone else should at least have to read about it. It's only fair. Really. It's only fair.

UPDATE: Just thought you would all want to know: Oakley had another accident this afternoon that had be cleaned up by yours truly. Pity me and my poor sick doggie!

November 22, 2009

.fellow women, i implore you: know your birth options.

This is a fabulous example of why I am so passionate about women knowing their options when it comes to their birth experiences. My fabulous Bradley teacher posted this on Facebook and I had to share it. The sign below is from a Utah Obstetrician's office. It reads as follows: "Because the Physicians at Aspen Women's Center care about the quality of their patient's deliveries and are very concerned about the welfare and health of your unborn child, we will not participate in: a "Birth Contract," a Doulah Assisted, or a Bradley Method delivery. For those patients who are interested in such methods, please notify the nurse so we may arrange transfer of your care."

This sign has become a bit of a viral phenomenon among birth activists and such. Most are outraged that a doctors office can blatantly turn away women seeking natural birth methods. "This is discrimination!" they cry.


For me, the issue is quite a different one. I believe that this practice can and should be able to run their business how they see fit. In a way, I think it's a good thing that they state right up front, in plastic signage, that they will not accommodate certain types of natural birth.

When I was pregnant, I came to the conclusion that I wanted not only a medication-free, natural birth, but that I wanted to use the Bradley method during my delivery. When I was about 20 weeks along, I mentioned this desire to my midwife. She acted as if I was a little "touched." She repeated my request for a natural birth back to me, with skepticism in her voice and asked if I was sure. I said I was. She shrugged and said, "Well, if that's what you really want. Don't be surprised if you ask for an epidural when it comes right down to it, though."


I was a little shocked to find her attitude to be a little prickly at the mention of an unmedicated birth. So, after much thought, I started looking for another midwife. I wanted a midwife that would support my choice, not roll her eyes and tolerate my "naivet'e."


I won't delve much into the rest of my pregnancy/birth experience now, but I will say I found a wonderful, supportive midwife and had a lovely, natural birth.


Back to the matter at hand! The problem I have with this sign is that it makes natural birth sound downright dangerous and harmful to mother and baby. This is the NATURAL birth process we're talking about here not sword swallowing or chainsaw juggling! Our bodies are made for this and can handle birth just fine in most situations.


I know that if walked into this office as a first-time pregnant mother who didn't know the Bradley method from Lamaze, I would think to myself, "I'm concerned about my baby's well-being, too! I love my baby! If the doctors here say they are dangerous, I will NEVER use the Bradley Method or a doula! I would NEVER endanger my child!"


Don't even get me started on the fact that they don't allow mothers to make birth plans/contracts. Having a birth plan, in my humble opinion, should be a requirement and privilege for all expecting mothers. Every woman should have as much say in her birth as she cares to have, whether she is having a natural birth or a C-section. C'mon, ladies! This is your birth! Get informed!


To sum up this soapbox moment: if this practice doesn't want to deliver babies were doulas assist or the parents are following the Bradley method, fine, but don't make it sound like anyone who chooses this type of birth experience is reckless and endangering their baby. Give me a break!


November 19, 2009

.in it to lose it.


Alright. That's it. I'm done. Done with this "baby weight." Done with not fitting any of my old jeans. Done with feeling awkward about my body and uncomfortable with the way I look. Done with feeling unhealthy. The weight is coming off starting NOW!


My husband's family is planning a family reunion for May in... Pirates Cove! Pirates Cove! If you don't know what Pirates Cove is, view this video. Anyway, I must, must, must be able to wear a swimming suit. In my current state, swimwear ain't happenin,' my friends. Swimwear ain't happenin.'


So, here's the plan:
  • Watch my caloric intake
  • Exercise
  • Drink loads of water
And finally...
  • Stick to the plan! 

I'm hoping that documenting my quest for skinny jeans and bathing suits here will give me motivation to press on... if not to brag about my uber successful endeavor, then to avoid total web humiliation.

And so, it begins... wish me luck! 

P.S. Don't worry, I will still be posting oodles of yummy recipes here and on my "official" recipe blog, The Queen of Cuisine. I'm a foodie! I can't help myself!

November 14, 2009

.the dora/robot/strawberry shortcake... er... cake.

My sister-in-law asked if I would make a cake for my cute little niece, Milli's, third birthday. Of course, being the self-taught cake student I am, I jumped at the chance to "practice" some more. Milli wanted a Dora/Robot/Strawberry Shortcake cake so I made this quirky little creation:


It was quite delectable (chocolate cake with cherry filling) and was super fun to make!

November 3, 2009

.flip-flopped chocolate chip cookies.


C'mon! You know you wanna try these...

Makes: Approx. 5 doz cookies

  • 2 1/4 cups flour
  • 2/3 cup cocoa powder
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 cups white chocolate chip pieces


1. Preheat oven to 350.

2. Mix flour, cocoa, baking soda, and salt in medium bowl and set aside.

3. In large bowl, cream butter, sugar and brown sugar with electric beaters until uniform in consistency.

4. Add eggs to sugar mixture one at a time, beating to incorporate after each addition.

5. Stir vanilla into sugar mixture.

6. Slowly add flour mixture to sugar mixture, using electric mixer to blend everything together well.

7. Stir in white chocolate chips with a spoon.

8. Drop onto cookie sheet by rounded teaspoons (cookies will be on the small side) and bake in
preheated oven for 9-11 minutes. NOTE: All ovens are different so baking times are approximate. My oven bakes these cookies in 9 minutes, for example.

9. Let cookies sit on cookie sheet for two minutes after removing them from the oven, then let them cool on a cooling rack.

10. Enjoy!

Be sure to check out this and other recipes on my recipe blog, The Queen of Cuisine!

November 1, 2009

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